US Duck makes yellow plastic history with record-obliterating 408 kph burn across 3 states

DUC339 (AKA "Sebastian", "Terrance", "Bill") has become the fastest Duck by smashing the previous record of 264.79 kph held by DUC320. A feather-flapping Duck-dash of 408 kph has been recorded. This staggering effort occurred on 27.04.01between St. Louis and Cincinnati.

Congratulations to K. Eickhorst, D. Nobbe and whichever airline company it was that gave the Duck its wings. That's bound to cause a flap amongst the other Ducks, we will keep you posted on further contenders in the 'Quickest Quacker' category.